operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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