i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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