What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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