it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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