I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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