He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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