I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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