We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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