It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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