I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
