If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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