So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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