Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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