dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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