i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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