No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize