Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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