it wasn't lemon gatorade
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize