we have pet lesbian snakes
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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