Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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