We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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