Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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