i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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