she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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