My first STD was from a foam party
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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