All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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