Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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