Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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