Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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