You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish I only lived at night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Sext me about skeletons
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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