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(864): View more from South Carolina

The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(352): View more from Florida

there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.

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(469): View more from Texas

Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.

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(949): View more from California

I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid

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(315): View more from New York

He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.

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