So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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