He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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