i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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