im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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