I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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