Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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