I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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