She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
