margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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