i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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