ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
