I cockslap morals
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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