so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And then my night got REAL pukey
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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