Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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