Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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