I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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