that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
