what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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