I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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