Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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