Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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