I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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